Azmuth quotes from Ben 10: Omniverse

Azmuth

Gentleman, meet Vicetopus! The natural predator of all Cerebrocrustaceans! (Whistling to control the Vicetopus) As smart as you claimed to be, Psychobos, I'm sure you knew that already, but do you know how to defeat him?

Grandpa Max

This is what I have been dealing with. The Omnitrix is malfunctioning, Ben has been trapped in different alien every week!

Azmuth

Not my concern.

Grandpa Max

I haven't slept in a month. (something blows up)

Azmuth

Hey!

Oops... uh... sorry.

Grandpa Max

Not so funny when he's messing your stuff, isn't it?

Azmuth

Hmm... very well. (walking to XLR8 and climb up to Omnitrix and fixes it)

Aw man, fun is over! :Grandpa Max: Thank goodness. :Gwen Tennyson (11 years old): S'been so long I almost forgot how you look like, doofus. :Ben Tennyson (11 years old):NEHHHHH!(Sticks his tongue out). :Gwen Tennyson (11 years old): Ohh now I recognize ya.

Rook Blonko

Oh, right. I must stop the hunter who controlls the Nemetrix with his whistling.

Azmuth

Oh, is that all? (picks up one fossil) Cover me, I've got a plan.

Rook Blonko

What about Ben?

Azmuth

The kid can handle himself. (sees Rook's Proto-tool) Mind if I borrow this?

Dr. Psychobos

This is no way to treat your intellectual superior!

Get in, dummy.

Azmuth

Malware. He's been scattered over half the planet by now.

NRG

Wonderful! It's raining psychopaths!

Seriously? You're the smartest guy in three galaxies?

Azmuth

Five, actually, but who's counting?

Azmuth

Sewing chaos doesn't take any special talent, Malware. If that's the best you can do, I'm not impressed.

Malware

No! Nothing I do could ever impress you could it, Father. In your eyes I am nothing but your failed experiment, your shame!

(About Ben 23 when offers to vouch for Blukic, Driba and Hokestar) At least he didn't call them "Evil Monster Hater Aliens"

(In Ben 10's hand) It's a start.

That will do. Now switch off the stabilizers between dimensions. You've been doing the equivalent of stepping on the brake and the accelerator at the same time.

Blukic

I feel silly.

Driba

Truly you are the first thinker, parallel-world Azmuth.

And you two are brilliant scientists.

Oooh!

By Earth standards. For a couple of Galvans, you two are remarkably unintelligent.

Awwwww!

Albedo

First thinker, I know you are wondering why I brought you here.

Azmuth

If you are going to go in detail, for goodness sake, be brief!

Albedo

Fine! Briefly: I have built a cerebral vortex. I shall drain Azmuth's mental abilities and use them augment my own ultimate Galvan mind. Why... with my hyper-evolved brain combined with Azmuth's...

...You'll be about as smart as Azmuth!!

Azmuth! You're okay?

Azmuth

You pull my finger!

Grandpa Max

(just as Ben is about to pull Azmuth's finger) No, Ben! That's not Azmuth talking. Just his pre-brain.

Rook Blonko

Galvans have a secondary brain that handles basic bodily functions.

Yeah, how basic are we talking here?

Grandpa Max

(Taking Azmuth's intelligence from his pocket) It makes Blukic and Driba look like geniuses.

Go on buddy, make me proud!

Self-destruct sequence on. Press button to activate.

Grandpa Max

Ben!!

Rook Blonko

Please! Do not press anything!

Azmuth

Awesome! (Presses the button)

It wasn't me! It was Azmuth!

Rook Blonko

While you were supervising him.

No! Now I see the universe for what it is: We are all dust, bound by one enormous, universal force. No, not universal, not even multiversal, this omniversal force continues forever, in every direction through every reality. My lust for power, my jealousy of Azmuth, it isn't just evil, ultimately; it's pointless. I could never truly destroy you. You would only have not been not unexistent in what could have not now been the past, present, and partial future. To tear down and destroy is of no consequence or quality; to create is divine.

Azmuth

(jumps on the Omnitrix) Mambo! Giggity giggity! Giggity giggity! (Azmuth dances, changing the alien to transform into, Azmuth slips) Oopsies. (Ben transforms into Bloxx)

Atomix

I am no bug, I am um....

Azmuth

Um.... "Atomix"!

Atomix

Yes! Atomix!

With the old Omnitrix controls, I got whatever alien I wanted, practically every time. If you're such a genius, how come...

Azmuth

I am a genius, but I expected more dexterity out of those fat fingers of yours.

They look okay to me.

Azmuth

Then stop banging so hard on my Omnitrix, the impact sets the timeout function to a random... (notices Albedo's stabilizer) Hello. (Picks Albedo's stabilizer off his back) Clever device, looks like it could run forever.(Rewrites the stabilizer, then puts it back on Albedo) Well, call if you think... Uh, Max, call if you think it's important.(Teleports back to Galvan Mark II)

He's back.