Rook Blonko quotes from Ben 10: Omniverse

What just happened here?

Rook Blonko

I... am not sure.

Ester

(hugging Ben) Makes perfect sense to me.

Rayona

(hugging Rook) And me.

Nyancy Chan

(suddenly appearing from below) Me too!

Who asked ya?

Ester

Don't be so grouchy, Mr. Fluffykins.

Rayona

The important thing is there's still enough time to get back to our double date.

Awesome! I can wait to see Sumo Slammers: 6 again!

Rook, where did you learn to play soccer ?

Rook Blonko

At the Plumber's Academy.

Alright then. (transforms into Kickin Hawk)

Kickin Hawk

Kickin Hawk's gonna rule at this! (He makes a goal and wreck Pakmar's store) GOAL!

What is this? Another alternate timeline, or something?

Rook Blonko

I understand your confusion. You have never seen the actual extranet program. You have only heard tesserbursts of the audio.

I heard every syllable of that, but it never turned into words.

(About the gunk that Collectimus sprayed him and Rook with) It's like the stuff that Ball Weevil uses!

Rook Blonko

Which explodes!

Rook Blonko

There is way too much information on the Internet. Who needs to know how to tie your shoes fifteen different ways?

People with a lot of shoes?

Grandpa Max

Terrific. We've got escaped fugitives on the loose, and one of my best Plumbers is out of commission.

Rook Blonko

Hey, no offense and with all do respect, there's nothing wrong with me.

Grandpa Max

Ben... He's your partner.

Well, he talks funny and has lousy taste, but that's never stopped us before.

Rook Blonko

Let's go put a hurt on those jailbirds!

Aah! Is it too late to change my mind?!

Rook Blonko

Keep looking, bro. They have got to be around here somewhere.

So, we're just gonna drive around and hopefully see them?

Rook Blonko

You got a better plan?

Dude, you're the one with the detective skills. I'm just a hero, remember?

Rook Blonko

Okay. Uh, let me think. Um... Uh... I-I think I need some vitamins and protein and what not, you know, to kick my brain into high gear.

Gah!

Rook Blonko

Alien X is awesome!

Told ya.

Rook Blonko

Why is Ben not defending himself?

His dual consciousness must deliberate and reach an agreement before Alien X can do anything.

Rook Blonko

How long will that take?

Eternity, give or take a few eons.

Like momma always said, "You don't need super-powers to take care of chickens."

Rook Blonko

His mother always said that?!

Yeah, just let it go, Rook.

Clyde! Look, I get it. I did the exact same kind of dumb stuff when I first got the Omnitrix, too...

Rook Blonko

You did the same kind of dumb stuff last Tuesday.

Not the point!

(answers his phone) Gwen! Hey, how are yo-? ...Oh, fine. Gwendolyn. Happy now? ...Don't move. We'll be right there!

Rook Blonko

We will? What about Suemongousaur?

We've got bigger fish to fry.

Rook Blonko

This hardly seems like a good time to meet Gwendolyn for a meal.

It's just an expression, Rook! No fish, no fry!

Rook Blonko

Who made up your language?

Ester

(shivers) I am freezing. I cannot wait for this night to be over!

Spanner

Oh, I don't know. We prevented the orb from being stolen, (whispers to Rook) and I've straightened out Ben's love life for good.

Rook Blonko

Really? I did not think that was possible. Except perhaps by hypnosis, or a brain transplant.

Rook Blonko

Surprise, partner! (offers Ben a meatball sub)

Yeah, I used to love those, but now they seem... gross.

Rook Blonko

May I have yours?

Slow down there, farmboy. Meatball subs are a sometime food, not an anytime food.

Rook Blonko

Wait. They are not always food? Ben, are you-

No! I'm not too close to the case.

I know Fistrick's next move, a robbery at Billions' Tower.

Rook Blonko

(Muffled) Billions' b-bower?

Sorry, what? The words coming out of your mouth look like meatballs.

Rook Blonko

(Gulps and Chuckles nervously) Allow me to explain. I have nothing.