Blukic quotes from Ben 10: Omniverse

Blukic

Would all the geniuses in the room kindly raise their hands? (Blukic and Driba raise their hands)

Driba

(Groans) It's still not working right, Blukic. Set it on "stun", we get blast, set it on "blast", we get a low battery warning.

Blukic

The knob is on upside-down, Driba.

Driba

And whose job was that?

Blukic

Mmmmm, yours.

Driba

Was not.

Blukic

Was to.

Come on, guys. Are we done here? I thought Galvans were supposed to be the smartest beings in the universe- smart as in "figure out stuff quickly so Ben Tennyson can go home" smart.

Blukic

Har har, Ben Tennyson, we may not look it...

Driba

But we're still smarter than any human! (prepares to fire gun)

I have yet to see any indication of that. (Transforms into Cannonbolt)

Why did we hire you guys again?

Blukic

You wanna piece of me? come and get a piece, plenty of Blukic for everybody, come on. (attacks mouse minions)

Driba

This is exactly what happened the last time you got out of an elephant's mouth.

Blukic

This is the second worst time I've ever been stuck in an elephant's mouth!

Driba

No it's not!

Blukic? Driba? is that you?

Driba

No.

Blukic

We got lucky!

Driba

If they knew that we were on an unauthorized Mr. Smoothie Run, we'd be demoted to LEVEL 1 SCIENCE TEAM!

Blukic

(shakes head) Mmmm-mmm! I'm not going back to telling simpletons how to turn their computers off... and then back on again!

Dr. Psychobos

Pathetic simpletons! You are wasting your time! I control every mutant To'kustar on Earth. I can squash your resistance, and I use the term loosely, like b-b-bugs!

Driba

Simpletons? The SIMPLEST Galvan is still smarter than a Cerebrocrustacean.

Blukic

Yeah. And WE ought to know.

Blukic, Driba, it's time.

Blukic

Hmm Mr. Smoothy.

Driba

[Gasp] At last! We're finally gonna find that elusive store 23! The very thought makes me belch in anticipation! [Belches]

Blukic

Me, too. [Belches]

Driba

That was a Cross-Dimensional Sunburst Aurora!

Blukic

No, it wasn't.

Driba

Yes, it was!

Blukic

Not a sunburst. More of a pinwheel shape.

Driba

(Surprised) A Pinwheel Aurora? That's worse!

Well, if no one else will say it, this must be a dimension that closely parallels our own.

Blukic

Oh, I hate those.

Driba

The worst! At first, everything looks normal, but then, wham! You find out that super intelligent dolphins won the civil war, and pretty soon, we all end up in an alien zoo!

That will do. Now switch off the stabilizers between dimensions. You've been doing the equivalent of stepping on the brake and the accelerator at the same time.

Blukic

I feel silly.

Driba

Truly you are the first thinker, parallel-world Azmuth.

And you two are brilliant scientists.

Oooh!

By Earth standards. For a couple of Galvans, you two are remarkably unintelligent.

Awwwww!

Gravattack

Everybody, everybody relax! This is supposed to be a peace conference, so let's try to calm down and stay focused on a... (looking at Malice's pants) Are you wearing pants? Wait, wait, wait, time out. You wear clothes? Appoplexians wear pants??

Of course we wear pants! LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING, BEN TENNYSON! APPOPLEXIANS HAVE A HIGHLY ADVANCED SENSE OF SHAME! OH, YEAH!

Driba

But that would mean all this time Rath has been running around...

Blukic

Buck-naked.

Grandpa Max

We have to get them out of there!

Driba

Poltroon sabotaged all of our systems!

Blukic

It'll take an hour to reboot everything... longer if we call for Tech Support.

Driba

(Points to himself) Blukic! WE'RE Tech Support!

Blukic

Ooh! Snack time! (uses his tongue to snap up the Technobug)

Driba

Awww! No fair! I saw it first!

Blukic

You snooze, you lose! Mmmm... metallic, my favorite flavor! (reaches into his mouth and pulls out one of the technobug's forceps) Hey look! A prize!

Driba

(groans) You lucky so-and-so.

Driba

What's his deal?

Blukic

Eh, beats me. Hey Animo, what's bugging you?

Dr. Animo

Bugging!!! (starts repeatedly saying "bugging" in a fit of maniacal rage)

I would've stuck around and go back inside, but I thought that it was more important to get Rook back here for help.

Grandpa Max

You did the right thing, Ben. But now that the Galvans have everything under control. (Something broke from the cell)

He did it!

Grandpa Max

Now the Galvans almost have everything under control.