Rook Blonko and Gravattack in “Let's Do the Time War Again”

The creature appears to move faster than light itself.

Yeah, and high amounts of gravity can affect the speed of light.

I'm stunned. You actually know a special property of Einstein's theory of relativity.

Yeah, it was a bonus move in Sumo Slammers IV: The Wrath of Kenko.

...My faith in the order of the universe is restored.