You know, when I was 16, a photographer told me I was pretty enough to be in a catalogue. Yeah, a catalogue, Hal. You don't hear me going on about it.
I've only been here a few weeks, you've already told me twice.
S4Hold the Front Page
Listen, Count Dracula, don't think you'll get anywhere with her. She's mine. Our bedroom was like the Discovery Channel last night.
You know, you remind me of a conquest back in Madrid in 1784. I wooed her with a thousand tulips.
Well, that'd be your first mistake. [To Yvonne] You have awful hay fever, don't you?
It's true. I'm a martyr to it.
What's it going to be? Good cop, bad cop? I could be good cop, suddenly turned crazy, psycho ghost cop.
You do know Tom's planning to build a swimming pool in the back garden?
[Excited] Yes!
You're in denial about it, aren't you?
Yes! It's brilliant.
Thomas, you're about to become very, very famous.
S4Puppy Love
Don't tell me you're still on MySpace?
We're more Ceefax people.
GGolda
The last time somebody spoke to me like that, I used their skin as a Filofax cover. God, I miss the '80s!
KKane
Shit happens. Life's a contact sport. If you can't stand the heat, stay inside on bonfire night.
What?
GGolda
He likes action films, don't ask.
And you're condoning this?!
Well, we can't exactly go to Ofcom.
Then it is time to declare your intentions! First, write her a poem. Then speak to her father.
Annie said I should just get drunk and try and to snog her.
It's all so brutish these days! I preferred the dowry system.
EEmrys
I've never been kissed.
What?
EEmrys
When I was alive.
[disbelieving] Really? Never, ever? In your whole life?
It's not that unbelievable.
I could imagine actually.
We've all had dry spells.
[Tom stakes Kane]
KKane
[Trying to think of last words] Something about...heartburn? Heart...break? No, that doesn't work, does it? Shit! [dies]
I have a baby - Eve. I have to look after her.
WWoman
Annie... I am the baby.
What?
WWoman
It's me, Annie...Mum. I'm Eve.
S4Making History
It's not dissatisfaction. It's a feeling more akin to having been born in captivity. A seeping realisation that your dreams and ambitions are just too big, too rich for this domestic world.
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