[after chasing Adam through the hospital] And where do you think you're going?
Oh... I thought I'd try my luck in Haematology.
“Adam's Family” · Season 3
In this episode: Adam (5), George Sands (4), Nina (2), Annie Sawyer (1), Mitchell (1)
Home sweet home.
It's a shit hole.
Yes, but it's our shit hole so show some manners.
Mitchell? Is that another ghost? A bloody Hogwart's, this place.
Tell her how much you enjoy the work.
Oh, this is... ah...
That you were inspired by Florence Nightingale to bring cleanliness to the wards.
Oh, god—
Don't say God, she might be religious.
Shit!
God is better.
It isn't a complicated job! I've done it before, I can do it again. What more is there to say?! Oh.
Nita Mawulawde (who cannot hear or see Annie): I don't think there's anything more to say.
RRichard
So this is what all the fuss is about. You know, I expected some demon. What do I find? The last Russell Brand in the shop.
I think you need a new wingman. I, sir, am a registered poon hound.
Have you ever actually had sex, Adam? You know, proper, balls-deep sex? You touched a boob? Be honest with me, Adam. have you ever even touched a boob? Because I have! Loads!
I'm sure he'll settle right in there. I mean they do have a massive telly.
Oof. Ginormous.
The whole house, it was furnished to the highest standards.
Yeah. And so clean.
It was immaculate. I mean, Richard and Emma themselves were slightly, what? Eccentric perhaps...
I'd go for "unreconstructed."
Really?
Yeah.
Would you?
Mm.
And, well... kinky.
Filthy. Just arseholes.
A pair of complete and utter kinked-up, filthy racist arseholes.
We've just left a vulnerable young boy with a pair of, not only instinctive killers, but heinous pervs.
Do you realize I'm zipping my coat up and going back there.
Yeah. And I'm going with you.
RRichard
You come in here with your ridiculous blunt morality and you understand nothing of his world, nothing of his needs! Tell you what, let's leave it to Adam, eh? So Adam, what's it to be? A life of comfort, privilege and all the pleasures that a young man could ever dream of. Or hardship, desperation and hunger.
I choose them.
You may need to be a bit more specific.
Oh, yeah, I mean you. George and Nina, I choose you.
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