TV show quotes
[When Uncle Clyde is doing ventriloquism.]
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(to Lydia) This guy oughta throw his voice... out!
(Uses his magic on the dummy and his voice comes out of it.)
(with Beetlejuice's voice) Wanna know why the chicken crossed the road? COZ HE WAS PINNED TO THE PUNK ROCKER'S EAR! THAT'S WHY!
[When Lydia's family are dancing to music.]
They look like they're having fun, but it's just your magic.
That's how much you know, babes. I stopped using my magic twenty seconds ago.
Your relatives sure are a bunch of wakkos!
I'd like to meet some of your wakko relatives! Your parents have got to be totally freaky and gross!
I wish! My Mom and Dad are so dull their pictures are in the Neitherworld dictionary... next to the word 'boring'!
[When Lydia, Bertha, Prudence and Beetlejuice- as Betty Juice are preparing for their rock band.]
(to Prudence) First, I'll tease your hair.
Let me tease it, Lyds. Neeah, Neeah, Neeah, Neeah, Neeah! You call yourself hair! You look more like a red hat!
[When Beetlejuice pops out of Lydia's desk drawer as a jack-in-the box.]
Pop goes the beetle! (Laughs.)
(Yawns) Really, Beetlejuice. This Scary Fools Day stuff is so childish... good thing I'm still a child.
[When Lydia dresses as a Sandworm in attempt to scare Beetlejuice.]
Nice try, Lyds! I'll give you an Eeeeee, for 'effort'!
Humph! I have not yet begun to fright!
You could let me move back into that filthy dump you live in.
But ya gotta promise to stop being a good neighbour.
Neighbours! I'm home!
Oui, oui. Stop trying to be something you are not. Just be your old tummy-turning self.
[When Merlin challenges Beetlejuice to a jousting tournament.]
A joust? A joust? Surely you jest. It would be an unjust gesture for a jester to joust. A jester just jests. Get the gist?
Only just...
[When Beetlejuice is running for Mayor.]
And unlike my opponent who will lie and make promises he won't keep, I'll tell you right upfront that I won't keep any of my promises!
Why does everyone think I'm spooky?
Ah, humans are the weirdest people. Most of them think I'm spooky too.
Really? I guess they just don't see you as the generous, tender-hearted being you are.
No need to insult me, bark face.
Beetlejuice!
Lyds! This is no time to panic!
Then when is?!
..... NOW!!
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