It's showtime!
Played by Stephen Ouimette
Beetlejuice · 176 quotes
Most-quoted character in Beetlejuice: in 68 of its 176 quotes
Most scenes with: Lydia Deetz (20)
Lines by Beetlejuice 41
Hi, how are ya?
Hmm, something's rotten in the Neitherworld... (smells himself) besides me.
(Disguised as a witch) Fellow babes! I just flew in for the ball and boy is my broom tired! But seriously I'm gonna liven up this party if it kills me, again!
(After going through a car wash) Lyds, I'm... clean! AAH!
I can't believe it! He [Doomie] didn't cheat! Oh, where did I go right?!
It's Good Neighbor Day and the law says everyone has to be... NICE!
Don't ya hate it when that happens?
The last laugh, you know I love it!
Now I can go back to being as gross and disgusting as I like!
Moral dilemmas, you know I hate 'em!
If anyone thanks me again, I'll SCREAM!
(asking the audience to give him their money) Come on, it's for a good cause: ME!
Low ratings, you know I hate 'em!
Now here's something you don't see everyday.
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