(miserably) No one understands me.
What am I garbage?
(smiles) You wish!
“Funny scenes”
In this episode: Beetlejuice (28), Lydia Deetz (22), Claire Brewster (1), Jacques LaLean (1)
(after arriving to Tombstone, Scarazona) I Love this town! Does it have a saloon?
(in Western Clothes) Not in this time slot, babes!
BCBully the Crud
(after Beetlejuice stops his "wedding" to Lydia) Nobody cuts off MY nuptuals and gets away with it!!!
[When Lydia and Beetlejuice are laughing after he successfully pranked Claire Brewster.]
Beetlejuice, you're terrible!
Awww, thanks, babes!
BBertha
Hey, where's Betty?
She had to leave. Her mother was calling her.
BBertha
Calling her what? (Bertha and Prudence snicker.)
[When Lydia wishes she had a car]
In the Neitherworld I could drive myself crazy.
In the Neitherworld you can drive us both crazy... of course for me it's a much shorter trip!
[When Lydia has to go on vacation with her parents]
(hugs him) Oh, Beetlejuice! If we can't be together this summer, I'll scream!
Scream anyway, babes. I like having that effect on people!
[When Claire is making a speech to run for class president.]
BBertha
Did you hear that? She called us creepy!
BJBetty Juice
I don't care how much she flatters us. She's not getting my vote!
[When Beetlejuice pranked Lydia's parents after he promised he wouldn't anymore]
Ah, what's so important about keeping a... uh... what'd you call it again?
(furious) A PROMISE! And it's important to me! Beetlejuice, I want you to say you're sorry.
You're sorry.
Beetlejuice! Just say it!
It.
(to the audience) Rules, there ought to be a law against 'em.
GTGoody Two Shoes
And another thing, Mr. Beetlejuice... NO TALKING TO CAMERA!
[When Goody Two Shoes has made the Neitherworld a sickly sweet place.]
It's like we're trapped in some... nightmare!!
(She, Beetlejuice, Jacques and Ginger scream in horror)
WAIT A MINUTE! I forget, what're we screaming for again?
(Everyone looks down at their horrible cutesy clothes.)
Oh... yeah. YAAARRGGGHHHH!
[When Beetlejuice temporarily lived with the Deetzs' disguised as a dog.]
Thanks for being Mom's best friends for a while.
Hey, she's the only one that's ever spent all night looking for me... who wasn't a police officer!
TTruAnt Officer
Your licence to drive people crazy is hereby suspended.
On what grounds?
TTruAnt Officer
On the grounds that you NEVER FINISHED SCHOOL!!!!!!
Oh. School grounds.
(laughing) Oh, Beetlejuice. You always know how to crack me up!
Yeah, I always bring down the house.
[When Beetlejuice and Lydia disguise themselves as witches]
How do I look?
Fabulously freaky, I must say! And how about moi?
(laughing) Gorgeously ghastly!
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