[When Lydia has to go on vacation with her parents]
(hugs him) Oh, Beetlejuice! If we can't be together this summer, I'll scream!
Scream anyway, babes. I like having that effect on people!
Funny scenes
[When Claire is making a speech to run for class president.]
BBertha
Did you hear that? She called us creepy!
BJBetty Juice
I don't care how much she flatters us. She's not getting my vote!
[When Beetlejuice pranked Lydia's parents after he promised he wouldn't anymore]
Ah, what's so important about keeping a... uh... what'd you call it again?
(furious) A PROMISE! And it's important to me! Beetlejuice, I want you to say you're sorry.
You're sorry.
Beetlejuice! Just say it!
It.
(to the audience) Rules, there ought to be a law against 'em.
GTGoody Two Shoes
And another thing, Mr. Beetlejuice... NO TALKING TO CAMERA!
[When Goody Two Shoes has made the Neitherworld a sickly sweet place.]
It's like we're trapped in some... nightmare!!
(She, Beetlejuice, Jacques and Ginger scream in horror)
WAIT A MINUTE! I forget, what're we screaming for again?
(Everyone looks down at their horrible cutesy clothes.)
Oh... yeah. YAAARRGGGHHHH!
[When Beetlejuice temporarily lived with the Deetzs' disguised as a dog.]
Thanks for being Mom's best friends for a while.
Hey, she's the only one that's ever spent all night looking for me... who wasn't a police officer!
TTruAnt Officer
Your licence to drive people crazy is hereby suspended.
On what grounds?
TTruAnt Officer
On the grounds that you NEVER FINISHED SCHOOL!!!!!!
Oh. School grounds.
(laughing) Oh, Beetlejuice. You always know how to crack me up!
Yeah, I always bring down the house.
[When Beetlejuice and Lydia disguise themselves as witches]
How do I look?
Fabulously freaky, I must say! And how about moi?
(laughing) Gorgeously ghastly!
[Lydia receives a phone call from the Neither World.]
NWNeither World Operator
This is the Neither World Operator. I have an emergency call from a Mr. Beetlejuice. Will you accept the charge?
Yes, Operator. I'll accept the charge.
[She screams as she receives an electrical shock.]
NWNeither World Operator
Now that that's out of the way, will you also pay for the call?
YES!!
[When Lydia is forced to join the Happy Face Girls]
(miserably) Tell me the truth, Beetlejuice. How do I look?
You look pretty as a picture, neat as a pin, cute as a button, soooo there! (Bursts out laughing.)
(annoyed) That's right, go ahead and laugh.
Ok. (Falls to the floor in a laughing fit.)
BSBeetlejuice's father
Junior! When are you gonna get a job?
I have a job, Pops. I'm a waiter... I wait around for people to gimme their money!
[When Lydia tries to stop Beetlejuice hurting a monster, who initially kidnapped Lydia until she made friends with it.]
Don't worry, Babes! I'll save you from that overgrown zoo exhibit!
Beetlejuice!
Don't try to talk, Lyds. Save your strength!
Thing Thong is my friend.
Oh, no, she's delerious.
Beetlejuice, I'm perfectly fine! And he's definitely my friend!
Friend?! That ugly thing?!
He's not ugly, he's beautiful!
I don't get it, Lyds. You see something beautiful?
Well... I think you're beautiful.
(Disgusted) YUCK! EURGH! YUCK! (Big eyes) D'you really think so?
Uh-huh.
YUCK! EURGH!
Locked deep in Goody's self conscious is this need to correct, to adjust, to regulate.
Er, babes, you're psychoanalysing the antagonist again.
[When Lydia decides it's safer for Beetlejuice to watch the stage show from the Neither World after she accidently sends him there.]
Sorry, Beetlejuice.
(Overhearing) Beetlejuice?!
That's my name! Go ahead! Wear it out! Wear it out!
That is the most disgusting word I've ever heard! Beetlejuice?!
Now say it one more time, ya stuck up little ham!
Eurgh, only Lydia could come up with something as totally gross as... as...
SAY IT!!
... Beetlejuice...
(emerging into the real world) It's show time!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Beetlejuice pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.