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Beetlejuice and Merlin in “Funny scenes”

[When Merlin challenges Beetlejuice to a jousting tournament.]

Beetlejuice

A joust? A joust? Surely you jest. It would be an unjust gesture for a jester to joust. A jester just jests. Get the gist?

MMerlin

Only just...

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