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Uncle Clyde, Beetlejuice and others in “Funny scenes”

[When Uncle Clyde is doing ventriloquism.]

CUncle Clyde

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Beetlejuice

(to Lydia) This guy oughta throw his voice... out!

(Uses his magic on the dummy and his voice comes out of it.)

DDummy

(with Beetlejuice's voice) Wanna know why the chicken crossed the road? COZ HE WAS PINNED TO THE PUNK ROCKER'S EAR! THAT'S WHY!

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