Lydia Deetz quotes from Beetlejuice

Though I know I should be wary

Still I venture someplace scary

Ghostly haunting I turn loose.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!

Deadly Vu!

Alright, Beetlejuice, what' s the scam?

(referring to Delia) Dad and I are the only ones who like her art-and I'm not too sure about Dad!

Do I have to join the Neitherworld club?

I'm gonna spook Beetlejuice with the ultimate scare scheme! As soon as I can think of it.

Hey, that's not a good idea, BJ.

They're wrecking the whole house! Duck!

They say 'practice makes pukey'!

Beetlejuice! I've never seen you look this bad!

Come on, you guys. There's no monster in this tree. That's just a story the kids in school made up. This is a great tree. I love this tree.

Beetlejuice, Father was half-asleep... thank goodness.

That isn't funny! That tree is alive... and those men are going to kill it!

Miss Shannon, can I be excused?

Beetlejuice, have you seen a doctor about this problem of yours?