Principal McVicker: Uuhh, no! Beavis and Butt-head, what the hell are you doing here?
Butt-head: Ehhh, like, two weeks ago, you told us we were suspended for like two weeks. So I think like now, we might be done being suspended, or something?
Principal McVicker: Uhh, god, I've been dreading this day.
Butt-head: Yeah, me too!
Beavis: Yeah really, school sucks!
Principal McVicker: You watch your mouth, little pain in the ass! Ehh, whose class are you supposed to be in this morning?
Butt-head: Ehh, I think the teacher is a guy. Ehh, Van..., uhh Rigvantrison?
Beavis: Yeah yeah, something like that.
Principal McVicker: Ooh, no. Mr. Van Driessen took his class to the botanical gardens today. Ooh, dammit!
Butt-head: Yeah dammit!
Beavis: Yeah dammit, god damn son of a bitch!
Principal McVicker: You little bastards, watch your language! Ooh, wait a minute. We've just got a new speech therapist on staff. Maybe I'll stick you in her class. Yeah.
Butt-head: He said "in her".
Principal McVicker: Oh, no!
Beavis: Oh, yeah.
[In Speech Therapy Class]

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