Daria: You guys will never graduate.
Butt-Head: Uhh... never masturbate?
Daria: Graduate! It's when you're all done with school.
Beavis: You mean, like, school ends?
Mr. Van Driessen: That's right, Beavis. When you finish high school, you'll never have to take another class if you don't want to. But that's not going to happen if you don't give your oral report right now.

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