TV: The good news about rabies is that treating it no longer means a series of painful injections into the solar plexus. New vaccines require only 5 simple shots in the arm.
Butt-head: Hey Beavis. How come that stupid doctor didn't know that?
Beavis: Maybe he doesn't watch TV.
[switch to the Doctor, who is in a dark room wielding a needle]

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