Buzzcut: Listen up, morons. Some short-sighted federal appeals judge says I can't use this on you. [pats batton] But remember this: In this classroomm, I am the judge, the jury and the jailer!
Butt-head: [to Beavis] Does it hurt when I do this? [pokes the bite with the pointy end of a compass]
Beavis: OOOOW!
Butt-head: Huh, that was cool.
Buzzcut: Do you gentlemen have a problem? Do you wish to enlighten the class as to what is festering on your leg, Beavis?
Beavis: Heh, dog bite.
Buzzcut: Well. I thought you looked rabid, boy. Now listen close. Get the hell out of my classroom before you infect anyone else with your sickness! You stink of death! Butt-head! This man requires immediate medical attention!
Butt-head: ...uh....
Buzzcut: HOSPITAL, Butt-head! On the double!
Butt-head: Yessss!

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