Doctor: So Rod, I understand you got bit by a dog. Well, don't be scared, cause look: a dog bit my thumb off once too, Rod. [does trick that makes it look like he's taking his thumb off]
Butt-head: Uh huh huh. You're stupid.
Beavis: Heh, yeah.
Doctor: Now Rod, I don't suppose you brought the animal with you?
Butt-head: Uh, no. He wasn't like, very friendly.
Beavis: Yeah, heh, he doesn't like me.
Doctor: Well, we'll have to find him anyway. In a suspected case of rabies, the animal has to be destroyed, of course. And to check for presence of the disease, he cut off the head and disect the brain.
Butt-head: Woah. That's cool.
Doctor: Actually, yes. It is kind of cool.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Come on, Butt-head, let's go find that dog.
Doctor: Not so fast, Rod. Let's talk about your symptoms first. Any dizziness? Nausea? Fever? Any convulsions?
Beavis: Yeah. Heh, uh, no more than usual though.
Doctor: Hmm, so far nothing checks out. Maybe you were lucky.
Butt-head: Uh, you mean like, no decrapitation?
Beavis: I've got it, I've got rabies!
Doctor: ...okay. I'll call the police and let them know about the dog. But first, we better start treatment.
Butt-head: Does he have to get a shot?
Doctor: No.
Beavis: Cool.
Doctor: You have to get 18 of them, Rod.
Butt-head: Yes!
Doctor: In the stomach.
Butt-head: Cool!
Beavis: ....this sucks.
Butt-head: Uh huh huh. You're stupid.
Beavis: Heh, yeah.
Doctor: Now Rod, I don't suppose you brought the animal with you?
Butt-head: Uh, no. He wasn't like, very friendly.
Beavis: Yeah, heh, he doesn't like me.
Doctor: Well, we'll have to find him anyway. In a suspected case of rabies, the animal has to be destroyed, of course. And to check for presence of the disease, he cut off the head and disect the brain.
Butt-head: Woah. That's cool.
Doctor: Actually, yes. It is kind of cool.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Come on, Butt-head, let's go find that dog.
Doctor: Not so fast, Rod. Let's talk about your symptoms first. Any dizziness? Nausea? Fever? Any convulsions?
Beavis: Yeah. Heh, uh, no more than usual though.
Doctor: Hmm, so far nothing checks out. Maybe you were lucky.
Butt-head: Uh, you mean like, no decrapitation?
Beavis: I've got it, I've got rabies!
Doctor: ...okay. I'll call the police and let them know about the dog. But first, we better start treatment.
Butt-head: Does he have to get a shot?
Doctor: No.
Beavis: Cool.
Doctor: You have to get 18 of them, Rod.
Butt-head: Yes!
Doctor: In the stomach.
Butt-head: Cool!
Beavis: ....this sucks.
Doctor : So Rod, I understand you got bit by a dog. Well, don't be scared, cause look: a dog bit my thumb off once too, Rod. [does trick that makes it look like he's taking his thumb off]
Butt-head : Uh huh huh. You're stupid.
Beavis : Heh, yeah.
Doctor : Now Rod, I don't suppose you brought the animal with you?
Butt-head : Uh, no. He wasn't like, very friendly.
Beavis : Yeah, heh, he doesn't like me.
Doctor : Well, we'll have to find him anyway. In a suspected case of rabies, the animal has to be destroyed, of course. And to check for presence of the disease, he cut off the head and disect the brain.
Butt-head : Woah. That's cool.
Doctor : Actually, yes. It is kind of cool.
Beavis : Yeah, yeah, yeah! Come on, Butt-head, let's go find that dog.
Doctor : Not so fast, Rod. Let's talk about your symptoms first. Any dizziness? Nausea? Fever? Any convulsions?
Beavis : Yeah. Heh, uh, no more than usual though.
Doctor : Hmm, so far nothing checks out. Maybe you were lucky.
Butt-head : Uh, you mean like, no decrapitation?
Beavis : I've got it, I've got rabies!
Doctor : ...okay. I'll call the police and let them know about the dog. But first, we better start treatment.
Butt-head : Does he have to get a shot?
Doctor : No.
Beavis : Cool.
Doctor : You have to get 18 of them, Rod.
Butt-head : Yes!
Doctor : In the stomach.
Butt-head : Cool!
Beavis : ....this sucks.
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