[severely depressed] Butt-head, I can never spank my monkey again... and I can never score, or I will die.
Uh, really?
Yes, it's true.
Uh, then I guess your nads are only good for one thing, Beavis.
What's that? [Butt-head kicks him in the testicles] AHHHH! Why do they still have to hurt?!
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