Now you went into what's called anaphylactic shock. You're lucky it only took an hour for someone to find you and call 911.
Yeah, that's cool, yeah.
I think you may have had an adverse reaction to nuts.
[cackling] Nut. Yeah I like to nut. It's one of my passions, you know what I'm saying? Nut...
Now, did you have any nuts today?
As a matter of fact, I did. It was in the shower. You know, I kinda use the shower curtain and some conditioner, you know?
Huh. How often are you having nuts?
Oh, I don't know. Sometimes like, four or five nuts a day or something.
And when you have a nut, how do you feel?
Oh well, you know, good. That's why I do it.
Interesting.
These questions are weird.
I'm afraid what's happening here is you're allergic to nuts.
What?
It appears to be a very serious nut allergy. I'm gonna need you to cut out nuts altogether.
No way! Are you serious?
Very. If you have another nut, you could die.
No! NO!
You're gonna be okay. As long as you are very careful to avoid nuts.
Can I have a nut if it's with a chick?
Absolutely not.
This sucks! What if I nut on accident because Megan Pisarchik bends over or something?!
Look, you just have to be very careful. I would avoid even touching a nut.
Well I don't wanna do that. That's disgusting.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm allergic to nuts myself, and I haven't had a nut for over 20 years.
Why would that make me feel better?! That you're a wuss?! Goddammit!
It drives my wife crazy because she loves nuts, but can't have them in the house.
This is the worst day of my life! Damn it!
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