[as Beavis sits alone and depressed at lunch]
TGTeen Girl
Hey, are you okay? Your name's Baxter, right?
Eh, it doesn't matter.
TGTeen Girl
I just joined the Highland Teen Outreach program, and you look like you might be depressed.
Yeah. The doctor gave me some very bad news. Very bad.
TGTeen Girl
Oh no, the same thing happened to my aunt because she smoked.
Your aunt can't spank her monkey?
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