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Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 10, Episode 10

Butt-head and Beavis in “Tobacco Farmers”

[after getting beat up by the community gardeners]

Butt-head

Tobacco sucks.

Beavis

That old lady kicked my ass so hard, the doctor said I have a tumor on my tongue. And it increased my risk of heart disease.

Butt-head

Yeah.

Beavis

And also like, a low fetal birth weight or something. I don't know.

Butt-head

Well we certainly learned a lesson today.

Beavis

Yup, we sure did.

Butt-head

The reason George Washington is dead is some old ladies kicked his ass and gave him cancer.

Beavis

And that's why we're the greatest country on Earth.

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