Van Driesen, Butt-head and others in “Tobacco Farmers”

George Washington and the founding fathers were farmers, m'kay? And the main crop they grew was tobacco.

Butt-head

Whoa! You can grow cigarettes?

Well, no, but you can grow tobacco, m'kay?

Butt-head

[amazed] You can grow tobacco...

Yes, tobacco is a plant. It grows from seeds like any other plant.

Beavis

Whoa! Cigarette seeds! That's cool.

[sighs] Guys, it's April. We're supposed so be up to the Vietnam War. Now, as I was saying, tobacco was America's first cash crop.

Beavis

Yeah yeah, get cash and money!

Butt-head

Beavis, we've heard enough. Let's grow tobacco, and get cash money like that dumbass, George Washington.