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Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 10, Episode 10

Butt-head and Beavis in “Tobacco Farmers”

[after they've destroyed a community garden, and emptied their trash can of cigarette butts]

Butt-head

There we go, all done.

Beavis

So um, when will they be ready?

Butt-head

Patience, Beavis. The cigarette tree takes many seasons to grow. [Beavis eats another cigarette butt] Uh, how many of those did you eat?

Beavis

I don't know. Probably like 80. [eats another one]

Butt-head

Dammit, Beavis, each one of those was gonna be a whole cigarette tree. You ate like 80 trees.

Beavis

Sorry, sorry. Just one more to help me relax. [eats more cigarette butts] I'll stop tomorrow.

Butt-head

Dammit, Beavis, now we gotta go find more seeds, or we're not gonna get rich enough.

Beavis

Oh yeah yeah. Good idea. I'm like, craving finding more seeds.

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