Tom Anderson, Beavis and others in “The Good Deed”

Tom Anderson

Yeah, the American pesticides don't work anymore, because of the goddamn hippie environmentalists, so I drove down to Mexico and got some good, old fashioned DDT. It's getting so Mexico is the only place you can be an American anymore. Yeah, just don't touch it now, it's real poisonous. [leaves]

Beavis

What is that stuff?

Butt-head

Uh, well let's see. That says something in Spanish, uh, and that's a fly. Whoa! Spanish, fly. This is Spanish fly!

Beavis

Ummm, what's that?

Butt-head

That's like, a after-disiac. It like, makes people who drink it wanna score.

Beavis

Yeah but, but I already wanna score.

Butt-head

So do I, Beavis, but wouldn't it be a better world if everyone was like us?

Beavis

Oh, yeah yeah. Then everyone would be scoring all the time! Yeah.

Butt-head

Beavis, we could make the world a better place.