Just look at all those people, Beavis. They have no idea that tonight, they shall score. This is the most nicest thing we have ever done.
I don't even need anyone to thank us, yeah. Just feels good to do it, you know?
That's right, Beavis. Everyone having sex with each other right here in the gym will be its own reward.
Yeah yeah, this is the true meaning of Christmas.
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