[in Cornholio's voice] Do you have any tsetse flies? Hehe. Teetsie!
“Head Lice” · Season 7, Episode 9
In this episode: Smart Beavis (4), Smart Butt-head (3)
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Here's a prescription for some special shampoo and cream for skin irritation.
[laughs] She said foreskin.
Yeah. Foreskin irritation.
Beavis starts whacking Butt-head with a w: flyswatter in an attempt to kill the lice
Ow! What the hell are you doing, ass-wipe?!
Yeah! I'm kicking the bugs' ass! Yeah!
Ow! I'm gonna kick your ass, fartknocker! [kicks Beavis in the testicles]
AAAAAAHHH! [falls down]
Now get up. We gotta, like, use an infesticide.
Hey Butt-head, are they dead?
Uh, I think we got 'em, dude.
[Beavis suddenly starts scratching his scrotum]
Um....wait a minute. Dammit. I think I got some more bugs on my nads.
Uh, how'd they get there, Beavis?
I don't know. Dammit!
Maybe you should stick your weiner in the bug zapper!
Yeah, yeah! That's a really good idea, Butt-head! [pulls bug zapper down to his crotch area] Let me just get this down here, here we go... [unzips his pants, and offscreen, follows Butt-head's advice. Electricity crackles and Beavis screams]
Butt-head [chuckling]: Dumbass!
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