Hey Beavis, huh huh huh. If you like, abstract a chick, huh huh huh, then I can like, stick it in her taco! Huh huh huh.
Heh heh heh m heh No way, Butt-Head! We have to like, give her the Spanish Fly first!
What the hell do you think I'm talking about, butt plug?!?!
Um, I uh, oh yeah, yeah heh heh heh m heh...
[Tommy, the student who's consumed the Spanish Fly, has got a scared Beavis in a wrestling position]
AHHHHHHHHHH!!! HE'S GOT A BONER!!!!
Kick him in the nads, Beavis.
[Beavis delivers a low blow to Tommy]
Buzzcut [Whilst tending to Tommy]: Beavis, get back here!
Let's get outta here before he screws us all!
[Beavis and Butt-head walk out]
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