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S5 E20

Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 5, Episode 20

Narrator on t.v., Butt-head and others in “Bad Dog”

NONarrator on t.v.

  We'll be right back with more of the life cycle of the dung beetle right after this.

  Huh, huh, huh.  Dung.

  Yeah.  Dung.

DODog on t.v.

  It's cold in here.

  Hey, Butt-head, that dog just talked.

  He did not, dumbass.

DODog on t.v.

  Won't you please take me into your nice, warm home?

  See, his lips aren't moving.

  Oh, yeah.

  He's, like, communicating tele-pathetically.

  Oh, yeah.

VOV.O. announcer

  Every year, we kill thousands of dogs like the ones you see here, just because they weren't adopted in time.  We don't like to do it, but we have to.  It's the law.

  Whoa.

VOV.O. announcer

  Adopt a dog now, before it's too late.

  Hey, Beavis, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

  Yeah.  Those dung beetles are pretty cool.

  Dumbass.

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