You are what you eat! You got three food groups, and they sure as hell ain't fries, Chips Ahoy, and Milk Duds! And you all wonder why your faces look like topographic maps of the Himalayas!
“Buff 'N' Stuff” · Season 3, Episode 15
In this episode: Coach Buzzcut (4), Smart Butt-head (2)
Are you a man?
Uhhh, yeah.
What makes you think so?
Uhhh, I got testicles.
You think that makes you a man? I'll show you a real man... kick me in the jimmy.
No way!
I said do it!
[Butt-head kicks him in the nuts, Buzzcut strains]
Yyyyeessss! Do it again! do it HARD!
[Butt-head kicks him again, Buzzcut strains]
Yyyyeessss!!
Whoa, that was cool.
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