“Cooped Up" feat. Roddy Ricch”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)
[while Post Malone smokes a cigarette while he sings]
Boy, when Post Malone smokes, he smokes... and smokes and smokes.
Yeah, he just smokes the bejesus out of those cigarettes.
When Post Malone smokes a cigarette, that cigarette knows it's been smoked.
If you're a cigarette, and you see Post Malone coming, you can kiss your butt goodbye.
Pretty soon he's gonna have to have one of those throat voice box things where you have a hole in your throat.
Yeah, then he'll probably sound like, you know... well... well he'll probably sound the same. Just like this, yeah. [imitating Post Malone] Mum-a-sum-a-dip-a-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-toilet...
Uh, wait a minute. Maybe he's had one of those all along.
Oh yeah yeah. That's why he's wearing that turtleneck! You know, I used to think smoking was really cool until you get that hole in your throat, but now he's even made that cool!
Yep. He kicks ass. But he also gets tired really fast, and that's why he sounds all lazy when he sings. He's like, "Ugh... my back, ugh... you take it for a minute, Roddy Ricch. I'm exhausted."
"Ugh, just need to sit down and have a cigarette. You know, I've been working real hard smoking, I'm gonna have a little smoke break here."
Yup. The best time to have a cigarette is right after a cigarette.
[as dancers dance around Post Malone and Roddy Ricch] Look at that old guy down at the bottom trying to weasel into the party.
Uh, I think that's, like, his doctor. He's trying to dance his way up to Post Malone to tell him he only has six weeks to live.
He's like, "Yeah yeah yeah, hey everybody, hey Post, can I talk to you for a minute? Yeah yeah yeah, it's kind of important."
Yeah he's like, "Uh, Roddy Ricch, can you tell Post Malone to come over here for a minute?"
"Post! Post, the X-rays don't look good, I need to talk to you right now."
"Well, never mind, he'll find out soon enough."
"Yeah. Nothing we can do anyway."
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