What do those words on his face mean?
They mean one thing, Smart Beavis. "Kidnap me, and probe my anus."
Yes, yes.
Perhaps we should lure him into our spacecraft with a forty-ouncer and a pack of cigarettes and take him to our home planet for study.
Yes yes, forty ounces is the optimal volume for malt liquor.
Thirty-two ounce does not get you messed up sufficiently, and fifty-two ounces is too heavy to hold.
Yes yes. Do you think he would mind being probed?
I do not think he would mind, or notice.
Yes yes.
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