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“Ian Munsick, "White Buffalo”

In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)

IMIan Munsick

She came in like a lightning strike, rode out like thunder on the pla-a-ains..

"Rode out like thunder on a plaaaay-aaaa-aaaaiiiiizzzz..."

What kind of music is this?

Uhh, this is like, country and wusstern.

[as the video shows a lot of landscapes around the plains]

Seeing this video makes me wanna just like, pave this entire place and put a giant parking lot on it.

Yeah yeah! Maybe some strip malls, or, you know what would be really good is like, a stadium to cover up those mountains. Just such a waste of space!

Yeah. And also, like, this makes me wanna pull up next to that horse in a giant SUV with the bass pumped up really loud.

Yeah, yeah! Where's your open air now, huh? [imitates loud bass]

"Oh I'm sorry, did I give your horse asthma? Must be all the exhaust. Let me rev the engine a little more." The outdoors sucks.

Yeah yeah! I'm glad mankind kicked its ass!

[as Ian puts a cowboy hat on a cross grave]

This dude's like, "Uh, you know what you need, Jesus? You need my hat on top of your cross."

"Yeah yeah, that looks better."

"You're an honorary cowboy now, Jesus."

I can't remember. What kind of hat does Jesus usually wear? He's got like a beret, or like a headband, or something?

It's like, a crown made out of barbed wire or something.

Oh yeah, that's pretty metal.

That's nothing. You should hear how he died. Now that's really metal.

Oh wow. Well, I hope those priests don't find out about it. They do not like the metal.

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