Old Butt-head and Old Beavis in “Ian Munsick, "White Buffalo”

Old Butt-head

This dude's like, "Uh, you know what you need, Jesus? You need my hat on top of your cross."

Old Beavis

"Yeah yeah, that looks better."

Old Butt-head

"You're an honorary cowboy now, Jesus."

Old Beavis

I can't remember. What kind of hat does Jesus usually wear? He's got like a beret, or like a headband, or something?

Old Butt-head

It's like, a crown made out of barbed wire or something.

Old Beavis

Oh yeah, that's pretty metal.

Old Butt-head

That's nothing. You should hear how he died. Now that's really metal.

Old Beavis

Oh wow. Well, I hope those priests don't find out about it. They do not like the metal.