“Hooligan's Holiday”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)
[a mouth is shown behind an open zipper]
Whoa! There's, like, a mouth in those pants!
Yeah. I think it's your mom.
Really? I don't think that's her, Butt-head.
Well, your mom's a road slut.
Yeah, but not with Mötley Crüe. She like, hangs out with bands like Foghat and stuff.
She's a slut.
Yeah. My mom's a slut!
Is that that Howard Stern dude singing?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah! That's that dude with the tiny wiener!
Hooligan's holiday...
Bennigan's holiday?
Yeah. I thought they were open all the time.
Yeah. Someday, like, when I have a lot of money, I'm gonna go eat at Bennigan's.
Yeah, yeah. That would be cool. I heard they got, like, chicks in referee outfits.
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