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“Mutha's Day Out, "Locked” quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

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“Mutha's Day Out, "Locked”

In this episode: Smart Butt-head (4), Smart Beavis (4)

[the video opens on an extreme close-up of someone's eye superimposed over the video]

Uhh...well, there's a big eyeball.

Yeah, they need more big eyeballs in videos, like a big pile of eyeballs.

Yeah. What is all this stuff?

Yeah, really. It's like, they're running through the grass, and then there's like, a house.

Yeah. Whatever happened to chicks with big thingies and cleavage and stuff like that?

Yeah. Seems like they don't do that anymore.

These guys need to spend more time with sluts.

Yeah, yeah. These guys aren't filthy enough.

Whoa, are there like two lead singers for this band?

Uh, yeah. So what?

Yeah but it's like, there's this dude, like, in overalls, and then there's this other dude.

So what, Beavis?

I dunno, I just thought like, y'know, if there's two lead singers, it's like, y'know, that's something.

Hey, somebody's talking.

Yeah, yeah, what is that? I hate it when people talk over videos.

Yeah, there's some guy going...[mutters incoherent gibberish]

Yeah, at least if they're gonna talk, like, break something and like, y'know, just do something.

Either follow or lead or get off the pot.

Yeah, really. Get off the toilet!

These guys are like a cross between like, Stone Temple Pilots and like, just a bunch of regular guys.

Yeah, yeah. It's kind of like they're a cross between the Stone Temple Pilots and those dudes on Hee Haw.

Oh yeah. [sings] You met another and...[farts] ...you was gone.

That was pretty good, Butt-head.

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