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Beavis and Butt-Head

Butt-head and Beavis in “Satisfaction”

Butt-head

Whatever they're building would probably collapse, but nobody would care. They'd just keep hiring them.

Beavis

They're like, "Oh no, that's okay, just um, tear it down and build a new one. Real slow.

Butt-head

Boy, if there was an earthquake, I wouldn't wanna be in a building these chicks built.

Beavis

Oh, yeah yeah.

[a woman working a jackhammer appears]

Butt-head

I'd like to be under her boobs during an earthquake, though.

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