[after Beavis knocks a caramel apple from Butt-head's mouth with a bat]
Uh, what are those things that look just like your braces?
Wait a second... [goes to a car window, and sees his reflection, and that his braces have come off] ... I'm beautiful...
Yeah, you really do look different without your braces, Butt-head.
That's because I'm hot now, Beavis.
I mean, I was hot before, now I'm like, even hotter.
Whoa! So um, so what's it like?
You know how it's like, cool when you see a chick's butt?
Well, I'm like that now, Beavis. I'm like a chick's butt, but to chicks.
Well, they managed to get most of your teeth back in, that's pretty cool.
Yeah, and now I have to wear these braces until I'm like, 25.
Yup, and you still never scored.
That nurse said I'm still beautiful on the inside.
Yeah, that means you're ugly, I think.
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