Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 10, Episode 3
“Old Man Beavis” · Season 10, Episode 3
In this episode: Smart Beavis (3), Smart Butt-head (2)
[after making Beavis look old] Okay, now go in there, and buy beer.
[Beavis slowly walks by a shuttle for a retirement home]
It's time to go. The bus is leaving.
I just have to get some beer, or something.
We have to get on the bus.
Um, oh okay, yeah. I guess that's pretty cool. [helped aboard by the driver] Thank you, son. Ahh, my back...
[the shuttle drives away]
[chuckling] Beavis is gone.
Social security doesn't go as far as it used to.
Yeah, no one let's us buy anything cool!
Mhmm, no they don't. And now they won't let me drive.
Yeah, me neither! It sucks!
[flirtatious] Hello!
Oh hey, how's it going? I'm Beavis.
Oh, haven't seen you before. When did you move in?
I don't know really. They just dropped me off here, you know?
My kids did the same. You know, there are so few men at this place, a girl can get lonely. [holds his hand]
Um... um what?
You know, a handsome old stud like you could really brighten my day. How'd you like to come back to my room?
Um, okay yeah. Is there like, beer there, or something?
[laughing] I like the way you think.
Yeah, thinking sucks.
[helping Beavis back into the house] Uh, like watch your step.
[straining] Yeah, thank you. Did I ever tell you about the time I almost scored?
You sure did, Beavis. You sure did.
I almost scored... ah, my back...
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