Social security doesn't go as far as it used to.
Yeah, no one let's us buy anything cool!
Mhmm, no they don't. And now they won't let me drive.
Yeah, me neither! It sucks!
[flirtatious] Hello!
Oh hey, how's it going? I'm Beavis.
Oh, haven't seen you before. When did you move in?
I don't know really. They just dropped me off here, you know?
My kids did the same. You know, there are so few men at this place, a girl can get lonely. [holds his hand]
Um... um what?
You know, a handsome old stud like you could really brighten my day. How'd you like to come back to my room?
Um, okay yeah. Is there like, beer there, or something?
[laughing] I like the way you think.
Yeah, thinking sucks.
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