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In this episode: Smart Butt-head (39), Smart Beavis (36)
[the lead singer is thrown into the air, and her underwear can be seen underneath her skirt]
Whoa, look at that! I didn't know chicks in videos wore underpants!
Beavis, if I ever catch you looking at my woman's drawers again, I'm gonna kick your ass.
She's not your woman, Butt-head! She's never even seen you.
Dammit Beavis, this chick loves me, and I love her.
Wham!, Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
He's smiling at you, Beavis.
Shut up, Butt-head!
This guy always likes to show off his butt.
Yeah. And his butt sucks.
Oh yeah? How do you know?
Shut up, Butt-head! I'll kick your ass!
Wilco, Box Full of Letters
Um...wow. Something's different about this.
Uhh...yeah. It's like, it sounds different, and looks different than like, most other videos you see lately.
Yeah yeah. Kinda cool, yeah.
I'm hungry, Beavis. Go make some pancakes.
Come on, Butt-head, I wanna watch this.
Uhh, you can watch it later. It's gonna be on about 50 times.
Really? Well, okay. I guess I can make some pancakes. [exits the room. all further lines are yelled from the kitchen] Okay, where's the syrup?!
[calling out ] You gotta make the pancakes first, dumbass!
Um...where's the spatula?
Uhh, I think it's in my bedroom!
Oh, okay! [Beavis can be heard running]
Look under the bed!
Oh, there's the pan, too! Cool! [walks back to the kitchen, passes by Butt-head] Hey, how's it going?
Hey. Pretty good.
[hums] Dun dun da dun...[yells from the kitchen] How's that video?
It's pretty cool, now shut up and get cooking!
How much mayonnaise do I put in?
None!
One what? Okay, I'll just put one cup then. [long beat] Hey Butt-head, is there supposed to be smoke?
Uhh, I think so. [the smoke alarm goes off]
AAH! OW!!
Wilson Phillips, Release Me
Hey Beavis, you get the one in the middle.
Shut up peckerwood! She's yours.
Their parents were in the Beatles.
These chicks sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Yeah, I like Theodore. He's cool.
Which one's Theodore?
He's the fat one. I bet the fat one has a big butt. "I like big butts and I will not lie! You other brothers can't deny!"
Winger, Seventeen
His teeth are whiter than white!
Yeah, they're "white"!
These guys live on the edge!
Yeah, the edge of "Wuss Cliff"!
This is Joey Buttafuoco's? theme song.
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