Butt-head: I'm hungry, Beavis. Go make some pancakes.
Beavis: Come on, Butt-head, I wanna watch this.
Butt-head: Uhh, you can watch it later. It's gonna be on about 50 times.
Beavis: Really? Well, okay. I guess I can make some pancakes. [exits the room. all further lines are yelled from the kitchen] Okay, where's the syrup?!
Butt-head: [calling out ] You gotta make the pancakes first, dumbass!
Beavis: Um...where's the spatula?
Butt-head: Uhh, I think it's in my bedroom!
Beavis: Oh, okay! [Beavis can be heard running]
Butt-head: Look under the bed!
Beavis: Oh, there's the pan, too! Cool! [walks back to the kitchen, passes by Butt-head] Hey, how's it going?
Butt-head: Hey. Pretty good.
Beavis: [hums] Dun dun da dun...[yells from the kitchen] How's that video?
Butt-head: It's pretty cool, now shut up and get cooking!
Beavis: How much mayonnaise do I put in?
Butt-head: None!
Beavis: One what? Okay, I'll just put one cup then. [long beat] Hey Butt-head, is there supposed to be smoke?
Butt-head: Uhh, I think so. [the smoke alarm goes off]
Beavis: AAH! OW!!
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