Whoa! Check it out, Butt-head! That's that guy from My Three Sons ! That's Ernie from My Three Sons ! See? Back in the doorway? That's him!
Oh yeah! That is him. Check this out. [Imitates Ernie] Hey Uncle Charley. Seems like a lot of work to me.
[Also imitating Ernie] Hey Uncle Charley. I think I'll go put on a stupid dork outfit and go dance like a wuss for a while.
[Continuously imitating Ernie] Hey Uncle Charley. I think me and Chip are gonna dance around like a bunch of dorks.
And then, like, Uncle Charley's like [Imitates Uncle Charley] Dammit Ernie, I'm trying to make a cake here! Will you get out of the kitchen and quit acting like a dork?!
Yeah. My three son-of-a-bitches.
Buster Poindexter, Zat You Santa Claus?
B Buster
ZAT YOU, SANTY CLAUS!?!?
[Beavis does a spit take]
This guy seems pretty cool!
Look at his nose! I bet this guy could pick his nose with his big toe!
Yeah, yeah! That's cool! I do that sometimes!
Oh yeah? That's pretty cool.
If you eat your own boogers, does that make you, like, one of those "cannibists"?
Yeah, it makes you one of those, one of those uh, uh, "cannilbulsists"!
How come boogers don't, like, stink?
Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's like, they look ugly, so it's like you think they would stink.
Yeah. Actually, I think they look pretty cool!
Poison, I Want Action
This is so horrible, I can't even begin to talk about how much this sucks.
Yeah yeah, really. Look at these buttknockers!
Remember back when they used to play videos by these guys all the time?
Yeah, that really sucked.
Yeah. It's a good thing they're gone.
Wait a minute. That dude right there, I think he's that dude who drives the snack truck now.
Oh yeah. That's right, he's got a mustache now, and he's just got long hair in the back.
I bet these guys like practice their little wussy dance movies.
Yeah. Guitars up! Two, three, four and kick!
It's like, [high-pitched voice] Bobby, I smeared my lipstick when I kissed my finger. Can I borrow some of yours?
You're a little too good at that, Beavis.
[the names of the band members are flashed onscreen]
Poison, Unskinny Bop
Uhh...y'know I don't say this too often, but uh, this sucks.
Ummm, you say that all the time, actually.
And to think that this dude used to boff Pamela Anderson.
Like that would ever happen.
I think it did happen. But anyway, she's on this thing with, um, this guy, his name is...Anthony Roberts, he has these tapes, and these things, and he makes you feel good. She watched him, and now she has huge hooters and she's on TV. It's pretty cool, I was thinking of getting some of those tapes.
Yeah, you'd look good with big hooters, Beavis.
Shut up, Butt-head. You know that's not what I meant.
You know who else Pamela Anderson boffed, is, uh, Scott Baio.
You know, this Poison dude kinda looks like Pamela Anderson.
Yeah, you know, I was thinking, y'know, if he got some hooters, maybe he could be on Baywatch. You know, since his career sucks now, he probably doesn't have a job.
Iggy Pop, Butt Town
IP Iggy Pop
The cops are well-groomed, with muscled physiques in Butt Town...
Yeah, that's what he said! He said Butt Town!
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