IPIggy Pop
If you live in Butt Town....
Yeah! If you live in Butt Town...
IPIggy Pop
...you gotta get down.
Yeah! You gotta get down!
Butt Town! Yeah!
Butt Town rules.
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In this episode: Smart Butt-head (64), Smart Beavis (64)
Hey, Butt-head, where is Butt Town?
I don't know, but I'm gonna find a map and go there.
Can I come too?
Uh... no, Beavis. Dumbass.
This song has the best lyrics I've ever heard.
Yeah, yeah! How did this guy come up with this stuff? Butt Town! You live in Butt Town, you gotta get down!
Yeah. This dude should hook up with Sir Mix-a-Lot, and they can like, sit around and talk about butts and stuff.
Yeah, yeah! I'd like to see that.
Primal Scream, Rocks
BGBobby Gillespie
Whores keep whoring, junkies keep scoring...
Um...wha'd he say?
Uh...I think he said something about whores, and like, junk.
Yeah, yeah! Whores and garbage, that's pretty cool.
Yeah, you can't beat that.
Yeah I can!
Dammit, Beavis. [slaps Beavis, who screams] Don't start with me today.
I wasn't. I was starting with me.
BGBobby Gillespie
Get your rocks off, get your rocks off, honey...
Hey Butt-head what's he saying? Get your rock salt? What's rock salt?
Uh...you know, like, doing it.
Oh, really? It seems like uh...like most songs are about doing it.
Uh...yeah. You got a problem with that, Beavis?
Uh, no...
That's the way it should be.
Uh...oh yeah.
This like, uh... kinda rocks.
Yeah, yeah, like you know... rock salt.
Okay, Beavis.
Whoa, Butt-head, I just saw a girl's butt!
There's a lot of chick's butts in here, Beavis.
No, I mean she was naked!
You're not allowed to show a naked butt on TV!
Well, it looked like she was naked. And it was pretty cool.
Primus, DMV
Is this the Benny Hill Show?
No, there aren't any chicks in bikinis.
Oh yeah. Hey, this is Primus! [sings] My name is M-M-M-M-M-Mud!
Maybe this guy will spit again.
LCLes Claypool
If I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee...
Whoa, did you hear that? I think he just said "If I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee".
Really? Hey Butt-head, let's go get some druthers.
You know what this video needs, it needs like, a toilet
Why would they put a toilet in here, Beavis? It doesn't have anything to do with toilets. It's about...uhh...I don't know.
I don't care.
Whoa, check it out Butt-head, Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots. Kick 'em in the nads!
Robots don't have nads, dumb ass!
Mine do. I glued 'em on. I put nads on all my action figures. I use, like, beadies and raisins and stuff.
That's disgusting, Beavis!
Primus, My Name is Mud
That looks like that dude from Deliverance.
Remember that part with that pig?
That wasn't a pig, Beavis. That was Ned Beatty.
I watched that movie seven times.
Me too. Squeal like a pig, boy!
Yeah!
Prince, The Most Beautiful Girl in the World
[Prince is wearing tight pants and his penis can be seen bulging]
Whoa! Check out his unit!
Whoa, this chick is flat!
Beavis, you see that unit?
Yeah, yeah.
That means it's not a chick.
Oh, oh yeah. I wasn't looking.
I wonder what the most beautiful chick in the world looks like.
Uh, well, she has to be naked.
Yeah, yeah. And she'd have to have boobs.
Uhh, yeah. It'd also be cool if she had a butt, too.
Yeah! That would rule! And also like, if her butt was naked!
Uhh, yeah. Well, you know, when I said she'd have to be naked, I meant, you know, down there.
Yeah, really.
You know Beavis, I was looking at your mom naked once.
Really? How come you were naked?
No, Beavis! Your mom was naked.
Oh yeah.
You know how Prince is searching for the most beautiful chick in the world?
Yeah.
Well, he doesn't need to go anywhere near your house.
Shut up, butthole! I'm sick of you badmouthing my mom!
[chuckles] Mouthing?
[laughs] Oh yeah, mouthing! Bad mouthing!
Prong, Prove You Wrong
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