Check it out, Butt-head, go-karts!
Go-karts rule.
When I'm old, instead of a car, I'm gonna have a go-kart! [imitates an engine] Brrrrrffffftttt!!!
Ted Nugent, Heads Will Roll
[a guillotine falls and blood spatters all over the screen]
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In this episode: Smart Butt-head (33), Smart Beavis (33), Butthead (1)
Ew! That was disgusting!
Yeah really. That shouldn't show that kind of stuff on TV! Kids might be watching.
Hey, it's that dude from Damn Yankees!
Oh yeah. Once I saw on MTV News that this dude likes to take, like, a bow and arrow and go like, shoot animals with it.
No way, really? Doesn't he get in trouble?
No, I think it's okay. I think he can do that because he's like one of those, uh...Republicans.
Really? I wanna become a Republican! That would rule!
But then like, I think once you become a Republican, it's like, you don't score anymore.
Oh well. I guess I'll just keep being a Mexican, then.
They should chop other people's heads off in videos. That would be cool.
Yeah, like in that Neil Diamond video. That's where they should be doing this!
[Ted Nugent's head is disembodied and is still alive]
He's trying to look all scary.
He's probably gonna go to jail someday.
Well, that was pretty good, I guess.
At least it was gruesome.
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