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In this episode: Smart Butt-head (20), Smart Beavis (20)

You know what might make it different is like, you know, if you were really dizzy when you were watching this.

Yeah, yeah, if you were all like dizzy in the head and you were watching this!

Yeah. Want me to strike you?

No, I know how to make myself dizzy, check it out. I learned this one time, check this out. [Beavis puts his thumb in his mouth and blows very hard, eventually hyperventilating. He then goes into a trance.] I think there's a problem with this video, as it is highly derivative of many popular bands within the genre, although when viewed on its own merit, it does have a decent groove.

Uh, Beavis?

However, what it has in groove, it lacks in originality.

What's your problem?

One can't help but be reminded of such bands as Pearl Jam, White Zombie, Suicidal Tendencies, and other bands that bear the mantle of so-called alternative rock.

You're talking like a dork, Beavis!

One is even reminded of Laurie Anderson when she wore curlers. This video speaks less to the heart, and more to the sphincter.

Beavis!

In closing, I think Korn would do well to learn more from...[Butt-head hits him several times]...AAAAAHHH!!! OW!!! Whoa, what happened?

You got all dizzy and then you started talking like a dumbass.

Whoa, really? Wow.

But then you did say spinxter.

Lenny Kravitz, Is There Any Love in Your Heart

Hey Butt-head, check it out. That chick on the drums, that's that chick that's at games holding up that sign.

Oh yeah. It's like it says John on it, then it has his phone number.

Oh yeah. We should call him up and say "Hey man, know where any parties are at?"

Yeah, and then hang up on him. That would be cool.

Yeah, yeah. That'd teach him a lesson.

Ooh, baby.

Ooh. [Beavis and Butt-head dance] Lenny rules.

Yeah, Lemmy does rule. Um, what does Motörhead have to do with what's going on here?

No, butthole, I didn't say Lemmy, I said Lemmy.

I think you said Lemmy, Butt-head.

You monkeyspank. [Smacks Beavis again]

Whoa, check out that chick!

Yeah! She like, came out of the trunk!

She must be like, the spare.

Yeah. That would be cool if like, I always had a spare chick in my trunk.

Uh, you don't have a trunk, buttmunch. You ride a bike.

Shut up, Butt-head! I'm gonna get a trunk and I'm gonna like, put a spare chick in it.

Right, Beavis.

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