Uh-oh. I think this is college music.
Yeah. You can tell because that dude has orange hair. You can also tell it's college music because it's like...they're in a field.
Yeah. Fields suck!
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How come he keeps singing about these people that he knows? Who gives a rat's ass?
Yeah. [sings off-key] I KNOW A GUY!!! HIS HAIR IS ORANGE!!! HE SUCKS!!
The Flaming Lips, Turn It On
We oughta try, like, picking up a chick in the laundromat.
Uhh, why?
Because, like, you could look at their underwear and say, "So, I bet that underwear was on your butt." You know what I mean?
That's pretty cool. Or you could go up to one, and say "So I see you wear underwear. I wear underwear too. Wanna do it?"
Yeah, yeah, that's even better! And then you can say "Since you're already doing a load...", heh, load..."Since you're doing a load, why don't you do my underwear too?" And then you can, like, pull down your pants, and then you already have your pants off. So you're already halfway there.
And then your underwear would be in there with her's.
I'm ready for love.
John Fogerty, Old Man Down the Road
Hey, check it out, that looks like that Jungle Ride.
Oh yeah. That's so stupid. You get in there and then there's that guy with that safari hat on and stuff.
When I used to go on that thing, I used to just like, jump off the boat and wade around in the water, and go off into the bushes and sit there by myself. And then I'd stand up and pull down my pants and go "Poopapoo!"
You know, another cool ride to jump off of is the Haunted House. I used to like, go in there, and jump off the car. Then I'd go over by the witches and wait 'til the next car comes, and then I'd put a broom up my butt and go "Poopapoo!".
Beavis, witches don't put brooms up their butt, they put 'em between their legs.
Really? I wish someone had told me that before I ruptured my sphincter. I have a splinter in my bunghole the size of a pencil.
Uhh...you're just joking, right?
Um...no.
Foo Fighters, I'll Stick Around
Hey, that's that dude from Nirvana.
Butt-head, I don't think that dude's with us anymore. You shouldn't say that.
I'm talking about the drummer, dumbass.
I've never seen that drummer before in my life. That's not him.
No, buttmuch! I'm talking about the drummer from Nirvana is playing guitar here.
These are nice colors. They're all orangey and pretty and stuff.
Uhh, Beavis...do you, like, swing on that side now?
Do I swing? No, I haven't...I haven't been to the swing since I was, like, eight years old. I don't even think we have a swingset anymore. What are you talking about?
Uhh, never mind, Beavis. Dumbass.
Why are all these dudes dressed up in white?
Uhh, I think it's like, they all drive ice-cream trucks.
Yeah, that would be cool. Y'know, Like, if instead of that dorky music the ice-cream truck plays, if they played this.
Yeah. And then they'd take the ice-cream and throw it at you and scream.
Yeah! And then you just, like drive the ice-cream truck across your lawn and just tear ass, and be like "I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING, BWAAA!!!" That would rule!
Samantha Fox, Naughty Girls (Need Love Too)
Whoa! She's one of those grubby girls.
Yeah, yeah!
She wants me.
Me too.
SFSamantha Fox
Sex was something I just had...
Whoa! She just had sex?
Yeah!
Why don't they show that?
Yeah! She said she just had sex.
It wasn't with any of those guys.
If this video had some explosions, it would be the coolest video ever.
Yeah, and like, if the music was cool too.
Oh yeah. And they'd have to have some like, better singing.
Yeah, and not those guys.
Yeah. Then it would rule.
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