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In this episode: Smart Butt-head (24), Smart Beavis (23)
Hey baby, yo baby, hey baby, yo baby...
This chick doesn't sing very good.
Yeah. She should like, um, just talk or something.
[Begins talking] So I'm walking down the street, minding my own business...
Okay. That's better.
Is she like, telling a joke?
Oh yeah, I think it is. Why don't you shut up so we can hear it?
Beavis...
I get all tense and nervous...
Uh huh.
...but I keep walking...
Ah! Uh huh.
...but the guy, he's dogging my every move.
Yeah, that'd piss me off too.
Hey Miss, he says, don't miss this! [A man grabs his crotch; Beavis and Butt-head laugh]
Now that's a good joke.
Yeah, it's like, that chick was talking about all this stuff, and then that guy grabs his wiener! I'm gonna have to tell that one to my Uncle Mike.
Yeah, he'd get it.
Whoa, that chick is all over him! Check it out.
Yeah, it's like, he was minding his own business, trying to grab his wiener...
I heard that.
...and then she just came up and got in his face!
Yeah, it's like, he was just trying to grab his wiener, you know!
Uh huh.
And she just jumped on him! That never happens to me! I grab my wiener all the time. I'm gonna grab my wiener right now.
Dammit Beavis, do that outside.
The Europeans, We Are Animals
[Beavis and Butt-head scream once the video starts]
Oh my God.
Oh, dear Lord!
This sucks.
AAAH! Good God Almighty!
This sucks more than anything I've ever seen
Yeah, this sucks, like...like lots and lots.
Let me count the ways in which this sucks. Uh...one?
Two...
Uh...four?
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten...thirteen?
Uh...seven? Oh wait, we already counted that one.
Yeah, but if it happened again, that means it sucks again.
Oh yeah! Um...eleventeen...
Uh...what comes after eleventeen again?
Um...thirteen. [Resumes counting] Uh...fifteen...
[Sees two men fighting] Hit him! Hit him! Pull his hair!
Cool!
Maybe we should like...take some points off because that was pretty cool.
No way, Beavis! Just because something's cool doesn't mean something else doesn't suck.
What?
[yelling] I SAID JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING'S COOL DOESN'T MEAN SOMETHING ELSE DOESN'T SUCK!!!
Um...what?
NEVER MIND, BUTTMUNCH!!!
Hey Butt-head, why are we watching this?
Uhh...I dunno.
Extreme, Hole-Hearted
Uhh, alright!
What?
Uhh, alright! This is kinda cool.
Really? Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah, you know, it's kinda groovy. Kinda has a nice little thing, you know? Kinda makes me feel good.
Yeah, I guess so. I see what you're saying. It's kinda...[hums the melody] Yeah, this is really cool.
Uhh, Beavis, I was just kidding. [laughs] Dumbass.
I know. Shut up, Butt-head!
You really like this crap.
No I don't, Butt-head, I was just kidding!
What a wuss!
Butt-head...stop it! I hate everything about it! I hate this. I hate it! Shut up!
You know what'd be cool, is if it just started pouring rain right now.
Yeah. Or maybe there'd be, like, a sudden hailstorm
Yeah, yeah! Or a turd storm!
There's no such thing as a turd storm, Beavis.
This is a video, Butt-head! They could have anything they want! And I wanna see a turd storm!
Settle down, Beavis. And I thought I told you to quit talking about turds all the time.
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