“Beavis and Butt-head Do Christmas”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (2), Smart Beavis (2), Principal McVicker (1), Stewart Stevenson (1)
Yeah well it's like, we'd all like to go home. Hell, I'd like to go home and spank my monkey! In fact, heh heh, that's a pretty good idea. So you two have to stay here and work late. Heh heh, and, um, Butt-head is in charge, because he's got..."sen-ror-ity" or something. Heh heh.
Uh, cool! Huh huh huh, clean the grill, McVicker!
Uhhhh, merry Christmas, everybody. Sorry I'm late, but Beavis wouldn't let me off. So I had to sneak out during my break. Uhhhh, look. Here's Christmas dinner. [he takes a cheeseburger and fries out of the "Merry Meal" box] A cheeseburger, fries, and look. Your Christmas present. [he takes the present out of the box, which are stick on tattoos with a picture of a purple panda] Stick on tattoos. Ohhh. Now share it with your brothers and sisters.
Wow! Thanks, Dad. This is great!
[McVicker's children are excited to see the present.]
Hey Beavis, let's get out of here...
Hey, no cutters buddy.
Shut up, Stewart! Come on, Beavis, let's go.
Uuuuummm, have we met before, sir?
It's me, you bunghole!
Uuuummm, what's a bunghole?
You're a bunghole, bunghole!
Hey, Cro magnon, you can't use a word to define one self.
Yeah, Cro magnon.
I can too, bunghole. Come on Beavis, let's go...
Hey, let go, pervert! We still have to give out Gingerbread Men.
Cut the crap, Beavis; you still owe me a dollar!
Help! Help! Who are you!?!
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