[A naked man appears from the front]
Beavis: There was a schlong just then, but I'm not gonna say anything about it.
Butt-head: It's like, these guys both look like asswipes, but in two completely different ways.
Beavis: You know, they compliment each other, you know?
Butt-head: Let's see, what else can they do to be an asswipe?
Beavis: See, maybe they'll steal some jump ropes from little girls. Steal some money from a homeless guy.
Butt-head: Uh, boy. It's like, if their music by itself didn't make you hate them, they're giving you plenty of other reasons.
Beavis: I bet deaf people hate them too.

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